Public Service Announcement: when I cleaned up my diction

Attention all personnel. Attention all personnel. I'm bringing back Kiss My Grits. Somebody has to do it.

Unlike Van Morrison, I can clean up my diction* and still have plenty left to say.

That is all.

*Note: Just because I can clean up my diction doesn't mean I have a hint of a whisper of the beginning of any shitwhistling intention of doing so, to be entirely clear. Lenny Bruce, George Carlin, and Al Swearengen are linguistic fucking heroes. I'm just bringing back a good one.